No Matter How Hard I Try

I take great caution, go through tons of extra pain, but because of something I can't control, I never fail to dribble some urine on my pants every time I go to the bathroom. It's because of my damn foreskin, it just blocks and redirects some of the stream so as to spray a little bit on the outside of whatever pants I'm wearing. I leave the bathroom 80% of the time hoping nobody looks down and raises their eyebrows. I have to lie about the sink being wet or drying my hands on my pants. The other 20% of course is poopy, and I'm good at that.